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Dale K. Nichols's avatar

5,000 Reasons

Dear Patriots of the Reich

We gotta get out the vote!

If the Commies take back the House this fall

Then that is all she wrote

I could give you 5,000 reasons

For what happens if they win it

Everything I’ve accomplished they’ll flush

Down the toilet with me in it

They’ll have my head on a platter

And all who’ve stood with me

No one among us will be safe

You have my guarantee

Your taxes will go up

The country will be broke

And there’ll be a bloody civil war

Between the Right and the woke

But if can we hold them off

The radical voices of treason

I make you this very different vow

With 5,000 different reasons

The kind you can put in your pocket

The kind that you can spend

The kind you can do with as you please—

BUT ONLY IF WE WIN!

So pretend that I’m on the ballot

Get out there now and vote!

I don’t care how you do it

By mail, in person or both

Remember your reward

I’ve already written the Order

Your share of a trillion buckeroos

Lies just around the corner

Dale K. Nichols

https://nevertrumppoetry.substack.com/

Mr. BroDangles's avatar

This is sad. Jeffrey Mead’s daily rundown will show you how it’s done. Stop gaslighting your audience.

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